lcieheroine:

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I will do my best to carry you when you need a lift

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Comfort you when you’re sad

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We all feel down now and then

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But I’m here if you need me

spacegenius:

I dont (know how to) cook. Is that a turn off

'Yung itatago ninyo yung gamit ng kaibigan ninyo tapos ilalabas niyo lang kapag paiyak na.

beben-eleben:

when friend’s parents pay for your food and you have to pretend you don’t want them to

21 Cooking Tips That Will Change Your Life

beben-eleben:

Use two bowls to cut corn off the cob without getting kernels everywhere.

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Wrap a small bowl in a paper towel (to keep it from slipping) and set upside-down inside a big bowl. A bundt pan works great for this too, if you have it.

Instantly core a head of iceberg lettuce by slamming it down on a cutting board.

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Pre-soak pasta and it will cook in about 60 seconds.

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Sounds weird, but it works! Soak the pasta in water in a sealed bag for a couple hours or overnight. Then you can cook it super super fast in boiling water or just add it straight to a hot sauce in a pan and let it finish cooking there.

Use a sharp knife (CAREFULLY) to pit an avocado.

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Safest to put the avocado down on the cutting board first, or maybe invest in some rad chain mail gloves.

Slice avocadoes right in the skin to make neat cubes.

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Then scoop out the chunks with a spoon.

Put a dish towel or damp paper towel under your cutting board to keep it from slipping and wobbling.

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Use a spoon to peel a kiwi from the inside out.

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Cut the ends of the kiwi off, then slide the spoon under the skin around the kiwi.

Grate frozen butter straight into pastry dough for fast, even distribution.

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This is great for pie, biscuits, and anything else where you want to incorporate butter quickly while it’s still cold.

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i wish my parents got me into a sport when i was young and kept me committed to it so id have a nice body but instead i ended up on the internet and im gross

  • Me:
  • Parents:
  • Me:
  • Parents:
  • Me: *puts earbuds in*
  • Parents: iebdwibtifhd
  • Me: what
  • Parents: HDJEHDIFNE
  • Me: what
  • Me: *takes out earbuds*
  • Parents:
  • Parents:
  • Me: *puts earbuds back in*
  • Parents: jekdelwnfoehdir
  • Me: what

clucksandbucks:

Your relatives are here

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They brought presents

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