advantages of being a boy:
- your boobs don’t get in the way
- no period
- your hormones don’t make you feel like a different person every week
- no childbirth
- penises are fun
- shirts always fit over your chest
- you can walk around topless in summer without being arrested for it
- you store less fat
advantages of being a girl:
- can use your bra as an extra pocket
- which you need because the pockets on your pants are fake
"Lo, kain na po."
"San ka ba galing, Gina?”
"Lo, Karen po.”
"Kasi, ang tagal na nating di nagkikiita, Gina. Osige, kain na, Gina”
"Eto, para sa paborito kong apo; si Karen.”
its been a million years and this is still hilarious
YOU GUYS ARE FOOLS
YOU HAVE TO DECORATE THEM
AFTER YOU COOK THEM AND THEY’VE COOLED
THANK YOU HOLY SHIT
*me as a parent*
son: I got an A on my exam
me: fukin nerd
And here we watch as the large raindrop preys on the small weaker drops. Devouring them in one fluid motion.
Hello? Little human? Okay I kiss you now.
OMG IF YOU DON’T REBLOG I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU I MEAN EVERYBODY NEEDS THIS ON THEIR BLOG LIKE SERIOUSLY OMG KJSDAF VKJSD AHFJKR HFKJE
HOLY OMG I CANT I CANT
LETS NOT BREAK THE FUCKING POST BUT OMG DIS CAT
Lifes little irritations
Natatawa talaga ako ‘pag nasa palengke kami. Yung mga tanungan kasi dun. Hahahaha.
“Magkano po sa itlog niyo?”
“Chop na po ba yung ribs niyo?”
Wala lang. Hahaha.
What if I told you
You read the first line wrong
And then you reread first the line
But there wasn’t anything wrong
But there was with the third one